Violent Little Machine Shop

Just the Tip Patch. You need to be gentle, you can't just jam it in there. Obviously talking about loading rounds into a mag, what did you think we were talking about? 3 x 2 , Embroidered Hook...

The Prancing Pony Morale Patch. Man, oh man, did we used to get drunk at the Prancing Pony. We'd stumble out at threesies, go scavenging for some dried bread crusts, and find a bunch of miniature...

Bye Felicia Morale Patch. The Bye Felicia Morale Patch by Violent Little Machine Shop and artist extraordinaire, Joshua Johnson. There isn't anything quite like telling Felicia to shove off when she...

R2-D2 Rollin Star Wars Morale Patch. R2-D2 Rollin Star Wars Leather Morale Patch. We'll have no more of this Obi Wan Kenobi jibberish. This design graciously came to us from our friends at Henry...

Everyday Violence Morale Patch. Concocted from the twisted mind of our SEAL Team intern in a collab with Tactical Outfitters, this patch is a follow-up to the popular Here for the Violence patch. You...

To Do List Morale Patch. This patch is necessity for all grunts. Keep this patch on you at all times to make sure you don't forget what to do in battle. We had a 3rd step but we thought that some...

Get To The Chopper Predator Morale Patch. Get to the Choppa...simple as that! Predator fans remember, look for the tell tale shimmer. A film that still has us quoting characters 27 years later. This...

Turn In Your Arms Morale Patch. Well you gotta give it to the United States Government...at least they are consistent. Get this repeating history of a patch, and have a sarcastic laugh. Brought to...

Bawn Journo Morale Patch. Lt. Aldo Raine doesn't have time to fuck around with the small shit...like being fluent in a language that isn't English. He does, however, know how to dress for the...

2.25 Square Leather patch Hook Velcro Backed- real razor blade inside. Warning: Contains realsingle edge razor blade sewn into the patch.Sharp! Danger! Use at your own risk! While we wouldn't...

WHTFSU Stepbrothers Morale Patch Original. The WHTFSU Stepbrothers Patch by Violent Little Machine Shop. We're Here to Fuck Shit Up. Now in Blackout version. Featuring our favorite garage-karate...

F*** Off Folks Morale Patch. The modern, angrier version of the cartoon ending we grew up with. It's like saying, I'm so happy to be leaving the presence of you f***wits! 3.25 x 4 Hook Velcro...